If I Had a World of My Own, Everything Would be Nonsense

22 August 2007

My name is Sarah and I live in Minnesota.  Most people call me Sarina, but I'll answer to just about anything.  I'm technically the editor of Zombie Forecast, but I haven't done anything with that joint for awhile.  I'll get back to it eventually.  Soonishly, maybe.  I write a random assortment of things for Pajiba, and I occasionally write for Yeeeah!.

I don't believe in the following:
  • Coffee
  • Vodka
  • Cake (unless it's lemon chiffon)
  • Pie (unless it's chicken pot pie or shepherd's pie)
  • Cooked fruit
  • Capers
  • Oatmeal
  • Eyedrops
  • Metal nail files
  • Clocks that blink or flash
  • Itchy wool jumpers
  • Comforters that aren't down
  • People who don't like red onions
  • Stuff shaped like hearts for no good reason
  • Centipedes (millipedes are fine, but centipedes can fuck right off with their clicky jaws and their bandy legs and their scuttling... oh, how I hate the scuttling)

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